Tuesday, 31 December 2013

The Truth About Jesus

So check it out! We found out that the gospels in the bible are in fact NOT the original ones (who would've thunk it!?) but modified versions of the True Gospels, which we by fortuitous circumstance happened to stumble upon the other day.

Where did we find them, you ask? Well, aren't you an inquisitive little fucker! We feel there are more important things in life than going into that kind of detail, you know, we have stuff to do, you probably have stuff to do, so yeah, just give it a rest with the interrogation, dude.

Therefore without further ado, here's the first text we uncovered! (there might be more, we just have to wri...errr... find them first.)


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