Where did we find them, you ask? Well, aren't you an inquisitive little fucker! We feel there are more important things in life than going into that kind of detail, you know, we have stuff to do, you probably have stuff to do, so yeah, just give it a rest with the interrogation, dude.
Therefore without further ado, here's the first text we uncovered! (there might be more, we just have to wri...errr... find them first.)